Why God never received a Ph.D.

Why God never received a Ph.D.

 

[1]             1.   He had only one major publication.

[2]              3.  It was in Hebrew.

[3]              3.  It had no references.

[4]              4.  It wasn’t published in a refereed journal.

[5]              5.  Some even doubt he wrote it by himself.

[6]              6.  It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?

[7]              7.  His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.

[8]              8.  The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.

[9]              9.  He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human subjects.

[10]          10.  When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects.

[11]          11.  When subjects didn’t behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.

[12]          12.  He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.

[13]          13.  Some say he had his son teach the class.

[14]          14.  He expelled his first two students for learning.

[15]          15.  Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests.

[16]          16.  His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

[17]          17.  No record of working well with colleagues.

 

(http://www.chat.carleton.ca/~jnoakes/grad.html#phd)

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